The Pro-Choice Dictionary: A Satire

By Jonathon Van Maren Abortion—A procedure very similar to brushing your teeth, by which an irritant is removed, making you feel happy. Abortion Clinic—A wonderful health care facility in which medical professionals can dispense with the results of irresponsible sex by vacuuming out the uterus. Abortionist—A feticide technician unburdened by the technicalities of the Hippocratic…